Destroy What Destroys You

My name is Grayson and I'm just winging it.

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 77,743 notes

scottlinski:

"the writers never thought derek would be so popular"

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1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 1,508 notes
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 70,433 notes

Actual five year olds.

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 214,484 notes

how-i-superwholocked-your-mother:

whoreowinchester:

thebrigadier:

Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12

#THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD

Relax i speak bear

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 401,065 notes
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fohk:

lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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CHEEZE ITZ

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 296,894 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 18,565 notes

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 62,653 notes

jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

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endin the day with your eye liner like 

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2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 13,960 notes

inspired by (x) and (x)

2 hours ago on April 19th | J | 16,205 notes